Hey, what up guys? I'm Kate Osmond, an ambitious university student, and I love entertainment. Well, who doesn't, right? But, it's sort of my life. I'm a singer, an actor, an artist, and a writer, and I live to entertain. I'll be entertaining for the rest of my life, because I don't know how to do anything else.
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years